Knock Knock: Funny, Cool and Smart Gifts.

Can I say it’s unfortunate I shop way in advance for the holidays? Because I JUST discovered the best site full of awesome gifts ideas for everyone on your list … even annoying people! When I started going through the gift ideas, I immediately called my husband over so we could giggle (okay – I giggled, he “heh’d”) over some of the products together. There were so many items that would be perfect for his employees at the office, whether for the holidays or just to keep them in good spirits throughout the year. By the way, his employees are twisted, just like him. And me.

Anyways – I decided the best way to tell you about the site was to SHOW YOU. You can shop by Categories, Gifts For, and Products.  Personally, I like to go through the sites via the “Gifts For” option. There are Gifts For:

• Annoying People
• Coworkers
• Family
• Friends
• Lovers

I loved the items for annoying people. For example, do you know someone who uses reusable totes? Well get them the tote that says “My Recycling Pile is Larger Than Yours“. Let them announce with every shopping experience that their carbon footprint is less than the people who choose paper or plastic.

Or, if someone pisses you off – you can tell them to go to hell … with precise instructions on how and why thanks to the Go To Hell Nifty Note. And another funny item is the Things You Do That Really Piss Me Off Pad. There are plenty of people that need a page from this pad, with check boxes that include breathing and Vote Democrat.

For the office, there are funny file folders and alligator clips that help personnel stay organized with labels like Dead Trees/Wasted Paper/Future Landfill or Crap, Shit, Merde and Caca. I think my favorite item is a set of file folders that have a huge label with check boxes underneath. For example, in the folders you place items To File/To Do/To Ponder. Then the checkboxes let you choose how or why. So you can Ponder “When pigs are flying”. Hehe.

For Family, I like the Organizers, like the Home Maintenance Organizer, Pet Organizer or Medical Organizer. Yah, more serious than the previous, but super useful! I actually received the Home Maintenance Organizer for review and love it already. It is smart, both as an organizational and in wit. (For example, when it proclaims, “You’ve Got a Roof Over Your Head, Now You Can Keep It That Way.” It is a perfect item to keep all general house repair and maintenance info in an easy-to-reach place. No more looking for phone numbers, receipts and information scattered all willy-nilly. It would also rock as a house-warming gift. The organizer has easy guidelines for what to do when, along with one-stop storage for project tracking and important documents. It also has a cheat-sheet area with  common conversions chart, frequently called numbers list, handy ruler, and so much more. The organizer comes in a hardcover 3-ring binder that measures 10.5 x 12 inches. It has a pen and pad, booklet; business card holder, adhesive tab labels, and 9 tabbed dividers with storage pockets. I really like it since we are about to start doing more DIY projects around the house.

For mom’s who are ready for a night out with their significant other, but are afraid to leave the kids with the babysitter, there is the Pad for Babysitters. It has bedtimes, naptimes, suggested activities, important phone numbers and … the best part… a place to write in things that no matter what the kids say, the answer is no.

Speaking of no, my husband liked the Why I Must Have Sex with You Pad. It’s funny and makes a great gag gift. Probably something that would make a funny gift at a bachelor party or bachelorette party. But please, don’t try using this with your wife. Not suave at all!

Overall, I can definitely find something for everyone at Knock Knock. From practical to hilarious, there is something for everyone on your nice and naughty list.

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