Happy Halloween from Fozzie Bear

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The Praying Mantis’ View of Relationships

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So, the other day I was annoyed at my husband. (It happens.) So I was thinking about relationships in general and then that moved to how Praying Mantis females eat their mates … and maybe they have the right idea. (Mwa-ha-ha!) I read up on them and learned a few interesting tidbits and how they… [Continue Reading]

Happy Mother’s Day! One Bad Mutha!

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“Oh Brother!” Comic Strip Winner: 5 Questions for Chiara

Recently, Role Mommy hosted the “Is Your Kid A Character Contest” on behalf of the nationally syndicated comic strip, “Oh, Brother!” With the help of a panel of esteemed blogging mom judges, one lucky child won the chance to be featured in an Oh, Brother! comic strip panel. After receiving dozens of entries from parents… [Continue Reading]

Fierce Fun Farting Toys (and other body functions) #win

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A quick recap – do you all remember Norman Phartephant? The plush elephant that farts? He has a HUGE Facebook following and even has a book. My husband has Norman in his BANK OFFICE, for visitors and employees to relieve …. stress. Well, the company that brought Norman to life – Fierce Fun Toys –… [Continue Reading]

And That’s When the Fight Started

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These are AWFUL jokes that my mom forwarded to me. All stupid things men said (kinda funny) that started fights with their wives. ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, “What’s on TV?” I said, “Dust.” And then the fight… [Continue Reading]

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